mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
this is one of my favourite pictures on the entire internet
LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT BANDOM IS NEVER MENTIONED IN THOSE COMPREHENSIVE TUMBLR FANDOM LISTS ITS LIKE BANDOM IS THAT COUSIN IN JAIL THAT YOU DONT MENTION AT FAMILY REUNIONS
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
pussy game too strong
on a scale of asking alexandria to mayday parade how emotionally attached do you get to people you sleep with
this is the best thing on tumblr.
there is nothing sexier than a man who knows what he wants