jinjonatorx:

so according to alex graves (GoT director), tomorrow’s episode will feature “one of the best speeches in the series”

i really really hope it’s actually something cool and interesting and not Slavery Is Bad 101: A Guide to Well-Intentioned Colonialism and Violent Conquest by Daenarys Targaryen

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”


(Source: swifterly)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES


(Source: daeneryus)

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

(Source: thecuteandthecute-ish)

(Source: derpycats)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING


whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus)

Why is everything suddenly Gluten-free?

There is an actual medical condition, Celiac or Coeliac Disease, which is very serious, although fairly rare - only about 1% of people have it. People with that condition really cannot eat gluten because they have a strong immune reaction to it.

Gluten-free products are a blessing to these people, who would otherwise need to monitor their diet very carefully.

But since industry has now created all of these gluten-free products, why not make an extra buck on them by selling to people who don’t really need it? So they created a fad. And that is, most probably, what you are seeing.

/u/wordserious

(via sdsimple)


cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg


not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes

(Source: pleatedjeans)


agentaryastark:

#WAS THIS EPISODE EVEN REAL