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Reblogged from magic-courage-strength
Omg :c I remember reading about him in the paper.
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Reblogged from becausec4ts
hommos:
tumblr has changed my life to the point where my sentences can no longer be properly formulated because same yes good
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Reblogged from becausec4ts
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11 year olds today:
omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
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me when I was 11:
omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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Reblogged from becausec4ts
“im so grunge” the 16-year-old girl with dip-dyed hair wearing a Nirvana croptop says to herself as she reblogs a picture of a toilet
(Source: nyuujou)
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Reblogged from whatliesbeneathisyourstokeep
I never reblog Avengers stuff but this is necessary.
Posted May 16, 2012 at 11:06 pm
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Reblogged from th3-massacr3
anorie:
SHIT RUN THE BIRDS HAVE FUCKING KNIVES NOW.
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Reblogged from th3-massacr3
gabilliamon:
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
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Reblogged from becausec4ts
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Me:
//falls//
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Granddaughter:
GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
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Me:
//laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
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Granddaughter:
Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
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Me:
WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
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Granddaughter:
GRANDMA!
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Me:
YOLO
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period:
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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period:
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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period:
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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period:
Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
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period:
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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period:
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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period:
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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period:
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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period:
See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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period:
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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period:
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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period:
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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period:
Yell at a puppy.
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period:
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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dietchola:
i’m laughing so hard oh my god
