nats-dormer:

I know you won’t hurt me.

  • George R.R. Martin: I don't remember this being in the book

whywelovethestarks:

Because Sansa stood by Tyrion as he was humiliated by Joffrey

by 



amantha28:

(1/?)Favorite Game Of Thrones Character:

Tyrion Lannister


clashofstarks:

it don’t run in our blood



GoT Translated (X)

katelynpossible:

wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school

(Source: allisonargented)

Random TrueBlood quotes per episode -  ”Hard-Hearted Hannah”


leslieverdeen:

♛ Margaery Tyrell [S04E01]


shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

(Source: imqu3llyb)

laughteristhebestmedisine:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

omg

themad-shatter:

notsolodolo:

"And since we all came from a woman

Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman

I wonder why we take from our women

Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women

And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies

That will hate the ladies, that make the babies

And since a man can’t make one

He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

So will the real men get up

I know you’re fed up ladies, but keep your head up”

- Tupac Shakur 

The realist man to live. Take some mother fucking notes.

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.